Malaysian National Excuse

You should know if your are Malaysian. Malaysia truly asia.

National Excuse For Hair Loss:
Ajinomoto

National Instant Food:
Maggi Mee

National Breakfast:
Nasi Lemak

National Lunch:
Nasi Ayam

National Supper:
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

National Excuse For Being Late:
Traffic Jam

National Condom:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.
So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

National Fruit For Inducing Menstruation:
Pineapple

National Aphrodisiac Drink:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything…

National Fake Illness For Getting Mc (Men):
Food Poisoning

National Fake Illness For Getting Mc (Women):
Menstrual Pain

National Excuses Given By Women When Refusing Sex:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven’t remove make-up, haven’t shower, no water supply, going to watch “Santa Barbara”, depress, no mood, etc…

National Excuses Given By Men When Refusing Sex:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

National Rice Cooker:
NATIONAL Rice Cooker

National Rubbish Dump:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

National Most Mis-Pronounced Name:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

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